Everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold

confectionerybliss:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cake [x]

venomous-vaness:

Let me live here.

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

People do it every day. They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they’d like to be. 

“So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain.”

Leo Dicaprio is very amused by Samuel L. Jackson during a Django Unchained Q & A

lovelyandfloral:

THANK YOU.

Gatsby? What Gatsby?